Naked on the Clack

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pdxjon

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So I went down to Clackamette with my 8 year old son tonight. I figure he can feed the birds while I throw a few spinners. An old lady about 60 something shows up with her dog. She says my son son can throw a stick in the water for the dog and they are upstream but close enough to me that I'm ok with him talking to strangers. She starts talking to some dude in a boat and asks if he has something to throw in for the dog to bring to the boat. He throws in some old floppy hat and the dog takes it to the lady on shore. After a few times of her throwing it and him bringing it back to shore he loses it in the water. So she strips down to her superman underwear (yes I said superman underwear) and jumps into the water. No bra, no shame, no kidding. Luckily my son was close to me so I told him to stare at the sunset and to not turn around. He never listens to me.

Sorry I'm not a better story teller but I had to share.
 
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hahaha barely, we both posted at 9:05 pretty dang close to a tie, but you win cuz you were there! LOL
 
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If only I were 15 years older.

She could have used tube socks to keep her chest warm.
 
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LOL I had a similar encounter fishing the McKenzie near Deer Creek a few years back...some images you can't remove from your brain.
 
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So I went down to Clackamette with my 8 year old son tonight. I figure he can feed the birds while I throw a few spinners. An old lady about 60 something shows up with her dog. She says my son son can throw a stick in the water for the dog and they are upstream but close enough to me that I'm ok with him talking to strangers. She starts talking to some dude in a boat and asks if he has something to throw in for the dog to bring to the boat. He throws in some old floppy hat and the dog takes it to the lady on shore. After a few times of her throwing it and him bringing it back to shore he loses it in the water. So she strips down to her superman underwear (yes I said superman underwear) and jumps into the water. No bra, no shame, no kidding. Luckily my son was close to me so I told him to stare at the sunset and to not turn around. He never listens to me.

Sorry I'm not a better story teller but I had to share.

Thats why i fish:redface:
 
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Luckily the only thing my kid remembers is the superman underwear. Actually I think they were what I found the oddest part of the whole thing.
 
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The tube sock remark had me laughing and grossing out at the same time:shock::lol:
 

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