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Marvin's Guide Service
Once upon a time I had a three week old container of Deli macaroni salad that I had found behind my monitor and was going to throw away (I know.... I know....) and a brand new container, both half eaten. After several beers I screwed up and ate some of the old container.
Bad. Bad. Bad.
You can try to beat that, but you can't.
I was sitting in the chow hall in Kuwait eating breakfast in 2004 when I accidentally drank sour milk. I would have just spit it out but a couple of the very few good looking women in the army were sitting across the table from me, so of course I had to play it off like nothing had happened.
What was even worse then that is when I drank what I thought was beer while I was watching a movie in Korea. It turned out that I grabbed the beer bottle that I had been using as a spitter and ashtray for the last few nights. I ended up having to go to the bathroom and getting the dip spit soaked cigarette butts out of my stomach.
Lol speaking of mistaken beer identity...Long time ago I was drinking beer at a friend's wedding reception and had perhaps a few too many, set my cup down (BIG NO NO) and then somehow became distracted, by what I can't recall, but my beer and I became seperated. I returned to what I thought was my beer and proceeded to take a big drink. Only to shortly thereafter realize that the cup I grabbed had been a susbtitute urinal and was not actually beer. To this day I can't drink beer from a cup. It's gotta be a bottle or can that has been in my hand the entire time.
Lol speaking of mistaken beer identity...Long time ago I was drinking beer at a friend's wedding reception and had perhaps a few too many, set my cup down (BIG NO NO) and then somehow became distracted, by what I can't recall, but my beer and I became seperated. I returned to what I thought was my beer and proceeded to take a big drink. Only to shortly thereafter realize that the cup I grabbed had been a susbtitute urinal and was not actually beer. To this day I can't drink beer from a cup. It's gotta be a bottle or can that has been in my hand the entire time.
it was the reception and it went long into the evening lol. Lots of drunk ( "Special" ) people. The bathroom was quite a distance away and so someone got lazy. Intoxicated people are generally quite lazy anyways. It probably seemed like a genius idea. "HA screw walking to that long line, I've got a cup"Whoa! Talk about throwing the bouquet!! But who the heck uses a cup for a urinal at a wedding!?!?! :shock:
it was the reception and it went long into the evening lol. Lots of drunk ( "Special" ) people. The bathroom was quite a distance away and so someone got lazy. Intoxicated people are generally quite lazy anyways. It probably seemed like a genius idea. "HA screw walking to that long line, I've got a cup"
It took me a second to realize what that taste was...as I hadn't made a habit of drinking urine lol. I think it was when I sniffed it, that I realized...and it wasn't long before the endless vomitting started lol.
Not too long ago I lost track of my almost finished beer think I founfd it a bit later I killed the last bit to open a new one. I realized something wasn't right right before I swallowed and spit it out and washed my mouth several times before grabbing a fresh beer from the fridge. Somehow I crabbed the can my buddy had be spitting in while he was chewing. It wasn't that bad though since it was one of those camel snus's. but i will never do that again i can tell you that.