Flossing!

[ChezJfrey]

Oh, great...the next Vanilla Floss...

 

[OnTheFly]

Glosser

Kevin Costner.....or is that stretching it?

 

[ChezJfrey]

Here ya go...you can make this your first hit...to the beat of Under Pressure of course

Yo, VIP, let's fish it!

Floss, floss baby
Floss, floss baby
All right stop
Collaborate and listen
Floss is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs the line tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop?
Yo, I don't know
Turn off the lights and corkies glow
To the extreme I snag a fish like a vandal
Light up a river bank and wax a chump like a candle

Yank!
Bum rush the river that flows
I'm killin' those fish like a ravenous sealion
Deadly, when I toss a rig that's phony
Anything less than 10 foot leader is a felony
Love it or leave it
You better gang way
You better hit bull's eye
The kid don't play
If there was a problem
Yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook, the fish never even swallowed it

Floss, floss baby Vanilla
Floss, floss baby Vanilla
Floss, floss baby Vanilla
Floss, floss baby Vanilla

Now that the fish are jumping
With a bare dressed hook and the rods are pumpin'
Quick to the point, to the point no faking
I'm cooking them fish like a pound of bacon
Burning them if they're not quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear people grumble
And I laugh at 'em all with their stringer of zero
I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo
Rollin' with my 40 pound test
With my leader so long, I can barely cast
The net is on standby
Waving to the haters just to say hi
Did you say stop?
No, they just walk by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted a run and I'm heading to the next one
That run was dead

Yo so I continued to A1A Riverfront Ave
Fish were rollin', this hole is honey
Man, I'm loving how the fish are so shiny
Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine
Lame with your none and Vanilla with nine
Ready for the chumps on the wall
The chumps are acting ill because they're so full of cat calls
Screams rang out like a bell
I grabbed my rod
All I heard were whiners
Runnin' up the hill real fast
Jumped in my car, slammed on the gas
Bumper to bumper the parking lot's packed
I'm tryin' to get away before the rangers jack
Police on the scene
You know what I mean
They passed me up, I had left the scene
If there was a problem
Yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook, the fish never even swallowed it

Floss, floss baby Vanilla
Floss, floss baby Vanilla
Floss, floss baby Vanilla
Floss, floss baby Vanilla

Take heed, 'cause I'm a lyrical poet
Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
My river, that created all the snag sound
Enough to feel the shake and bring the fish to the ground
'Cause my style's like a chemical spill
Feasible fishing that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed
This is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step with this
I play the fish to the bank, slice it like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast
Other fisherman say, "damn"
If my success was a drug
I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Magnetized by the river while I give my excuse
If there was a problem
Yo, I'll solve it!
Check out the hook, the fish never even swallowed it

Floss, floss baby Vanilla
Floss, floss baby Vanilla
Floss, floss baby Vanilla
Floss, floss baby Vanilla

Yo man, let's get out of here
Word to your mother

Floss, floss baby
Too cold
Floss, floss baby
Too cold too cold
Floss, floss baby
Too cold
Floss, floss baby
Too cold too cold

 

[Throbbit _Shane]

LMAO!!!!

You better record that hit! I bet it would go Chrome!!

 

[joem]

Hell one year at McIver I had my hook drift through the eye of a three way swivel that had a fish on the end of it.

[/QUOTE]


i have done that once and my dad has done it a couple times. this year my dad got one like that. and 2 years ago i hooked the swivel on a snagged fish down on the umpqua had a 3 oz weight and a 7 foot leader and was hooked in the tail on a salmon about 15 lbs. took me way down river and my dad finally got down to where it came up at and cut the line at the tail. made people mad because i dont fish with heavy line cause i like to fight them not just get them in

 

[JeannaJigs]

Bahahaha YES!!

Here ya go...you can make this your first hit...to the beat of Under Pressure of course

Yo, VIP, let's fish it!

Floss, floss baby
Floss, floss baby
All right stop
Collaborate and listen
Floss is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs the line tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop?
Yo, I don't know
Turn off the lights and corkies glow
To the extreme I snag a fish like a vandal
Light up a river bank and wax a chump like a candle

Yank!
Bum rush the river that flows
I'm killin' those fish like a ravenous sealion
Deadly, when I toss a rig that's phony
Anything less than 10 foot leader is a felony
Love it or leave it
You better gang way
You better hit bull's eye
The kid don't play
If there was a problem
Yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook, the fish never even swallowed it

Floss, floss baby Vanilla
Floss, floss baby Vanilla
Floss, floss baby Vanilla
Floss, floss baby Vanilla

Now that the fish are jumping
With a bare dressed hook and the rods are pumpin'
Quick to the point, to the point no faking
I'm cooking them fish like a pound of bacon
Burning them if they're not quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear people grumble
And I laugh at 'em all with their stringer of zero
I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo
Rollin' with my 40 pound test
With my leader so long, I can barely cast
The net is on standby
Waving to the haters just to say hi
Did you say stop?
No, they just walk by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted a run and I'm heading to the next one
That run was dead

Yo so I continued to A1A Riverfront Ave
Fish were rollin', this hole is honey
Man, I'm loving how the fish are so shiny
Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine
Lame with your none and Vanilla with nine
Ready for the chumps on the wall
The chumps are acting ill because they're so full of cat calls
Screams rang out like a bell
I grabbed my rod
All I heard were whiners
Runnin' up the hill real fast
Jumped in my car, slammed on the gas
Bumper to bumper the parking lot's packed
I'm tryin' to get away before the rangers jack
Police on the scene
You know what I mean
They passed me up, I had left the scene
If there was a problem
Yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook, the fish never even swallowed it

Floss, floss baby Vanilla
Floss, floss baby Vanilla
Floss, floss baby Vanilla
Floss, floss baby Vanilla

Take heed, 'cause I'm a lyrical poet
Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
My river, that created all the snag sound
Enough to feel the shake and bring the fish to the ground
'Cause my style's like a chemical spill
Feasible fishing that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed
This is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step with this
I play the fish to the bank, slice it like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast
Other fisherman say, "damn"
If my success was a drug
I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Magnetized by the river while I give my excuse
If there was a problem
Yo, I'll solve it!
Check out the hook, the fish never even swallowed it

Floss, floss baby Vanilla
Floss, floss baby Vanilla
Floss, floss baby Vanilla
Floss, floss baby Vanilla

Yo man, let's get out of here
Word to your mother

Floss, floss baby
Too cold
Floss, floss baby
Too cold too cold
Floss, floss baby
Too cold
Floss, floss baby
Too cold too cold

 

[eggs]

Here ya go...you can make this your first hit...to the beat of Under Pressure of course

Yo, VIP, let's fish it!

Floss, floss baby
Floss, floss baby
All right stop
Collaborate and listen
Floss is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs the line tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop?
Yo, I don't know
Turn off the lights and corkies glow
To the extreme I snag a fish like a vandal
Light up a river bank and wax a chump like a candle

Yank!
Bum rush the river that flows
I'm killin' those fish like a ravenous sealion
Deadly, when I toss a rig that's phony
Anything less than 10 foot leader is a felony
Love it or leave it
You better gang way
You better hit bull's eye
The kid don't play
If there was a problem
Yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook, the fish never even swallowed it

Floss, floss baby Vanilla
Floss, floss baby Vanilla
Floss, floss baby Vanilla
Floss, floss baby Vanilla

Now that the fish are jumping
With a bare dressed hook and the rods are pumpin'
Quick to the point, to the point no faking
I'm cooking them fish like a pound of bacon
Burning them if they're not quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear people grumble
And I laugh at 'em all with their stringer of zero
I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo
Rollin' with my 40 pound test
With my leader so long, I can barely cast
The net is on standby
Waving to the haters just to say hi
Did you say stop?
No, they just walk by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted a run and I'm heading to the next one
That run was dead

Yo so I continued to A1A Riverfront Ave
Fish were rollin', this hole is honey
Man, I'm loving how the fish are so shiny
Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine
Lame with your none and Vanilla with nine
Ready for the chumps on the wall
The chumps are acting ill because they're so full of cat calls
Screams rang out like a bell
I grabbed my rod
All I heard were whiners
Runnin' up the hill real fast
Jumped in my car, slammed on the gas
Bumper to bumper the parking lot's packed
I'm tryin' to get away before the rangers jack
Police on the scene
You know what I mean
They passed me up, I had left the scene
If there was a problem
Yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook, the fish never even swallowed it

Floss, floss baby Vanilla
Floss, floss baby Vanilla
Floss, floss baby Vanilla
Floss, floss baby Vanilla

Take heed, 'cause I'm a lyrical poet
Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
My river, that created all the snag sound
Enough to feel the shake and bring the fish to the ground
'Cause my style's like a chemical spill
Feasible fishing that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed
This is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step with this
I play the fish to the bank, slice it like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast
Other fisherman say, "damn"
If my success was a drug
I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Magnetized by the river while I give my excuse
If there was a problem
Yo, I'll solve it!
Check out the hook, the fish never even swallowed it

Floss, floss baby Vanilla
Floss, floss baby Vanilla
Floss, floss baby Vanilla
Floss, floss baby Vanilla

Yo man, let's get out of here
Word to your mother

Floss, floss baby
Too cold
Floss, floss baby
Too cold too cold
Floss, floss baby
Too cold
Floss, floss baby
Too cold too cold

That **** is epic!

 

[GraphiteZen]

This is called trolling, and is a good way to lose your posting privileges. Do not reply to threads like this.

lol. Reply of the week right here.

 

[GraphiteZen]

"Turn off the lights, and corkies glow."

lmfAO!

 

[GraphiteZen]

Here ya go...you can make this your first hit...to the beat of Under Pressure of course

Yo, VIP, let's fish it!

Floss, floss baby
Floss, floss baby
All right stop
Collaborate and listen
Floss is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs the line tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop?
Yo, I don't know
Turn off the lights and corkies glow
To the extreme I snag a fish like a vandal
Light up a river bank and wax a chump like a candle

Yank!
Bum rush the river that flows
I'm killin' those fish like a ravenous sealion
Deadly, when I toss a rig that's phony
Anything less than 10 foot leader is a felony
Love it or leave it
You better gang way
You better hit bull's eye
The kid don't play
If there was a problem
Yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook, the fish never even swallowed it

Floss, floss baby Vanilla
Floss, floss baby Vanilla
Floss, floss baby Vanilla
Floss, floss baby Vanilla

Now that the fish are jumping
With a bare dressed hook and the rods are pumpin'
Quick to the point, to the point no faking
I'm cooking them fish like a pound of bacon
Burning them if they're not quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear people grumble
And I laugh at 'em all with their stringer of zero
I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo
Rollin' with my 40 pound test
With my leader so long, I can barely cast
The net is on standby
Waving to the haters just to say hi
Did you say stop?
No, they just walk by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted a run and I'm heading to the next one
That run was dead

Yo so I continued to A1A Riverfront Ave
Fish were rollin', this hole is honey
Man, I'm loving how the fish are so shiny
Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine
Lame with your none and Vanilla with nine
Ready for the chumps on the wall
The chumps are acting ill because they're so full of cat calls
Screams rang out like a bell
I grabbed my rod
All I heard were whiners
Runnin' up the hill real fast
Jumped in my car, slammed on the gas
Bumper to bumper the parking lot's packed
I'm tryin' to get away before the rangers jack
Police on the scene
You know what I mean
They passed me up, I had left the scene
If there was a problem
Yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook, the fish never even swallowed it

Floss, floss baby Vanilla
Floss, floss baby Vanilla
Floss, floss baby Vanilla
Floss, floss baby Vanilla

Take heed, 'cause I'm a lyrical poet
Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
My river, that created all the snag sound
Enough to feel the shake and bring the fish to the ground
'Cause my style's like a chemical spill
Feasible fishing that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed
This is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step with this
I play the fish to the bank, slice it like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast
Other fisherman say, "damn"
If my success was a drug
I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Magnetized by the river while I give my excuse
If there was a problem
Yo, I'll solve it!
Check out the hook, the fish never even swallowed it

Floss, floss baby Vanilla
Floss, floss baby Vanilla
Floss, floss baby Vanilla
Floss, floss baby Vanilla

Yo man, let's get out of here
Word to your mother

Floss, floss baby
Too cold
Floss, floss baby
Too cold too cold
Floss, floss baby
Too cold
Floss, floss baby
Too cold too cold

You rock GOOD SIR! Brilliant take hahahah!!!

 

[kirkster]

Yo,yo,homies. Dats wassup! I broke out the ole hi-fi and have every old record scratched up. Lol WOOP WOOP