"Angling Addict"
"Taildancer"
"Nirvana Wands"
"Fly Flinger"
"Wild Waters" or "Wild Water"
"Native Fisher"
And for size/weight specifics...
"Big Water"
"Small Water"
"Lip Ripper" (good bass rod name)
"Jaw Jacker" (saltwater rod?)
"Lip Pinner" (trout rod?)
And a play off my Blog's name...
"Water Flogger" or "Water Flogger Rods"
I'm a big fan of light rods with moderate actions and pretty hardware. A 7 or 8 foot 3 or 4 piece rod for a 2 to 4 weight line would be super!
I like HHM's idea though - of a fiberglass rod with spigot ferrules - though I'd go for something in a moderate weight not necessarily needing a fighting butt. Something like a 5 or 6 weight, with a nice hand filling reversed half-wells or western style grip, uplocking reel seat with a walnut or rosewood insert, and subdued hardware color (like satin nickel?) would be something I'd drool over for sure.