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How many miles do salmon and steelhead cover in an hour once they enter a river during their migration upstream?
JHawk said:How many miles do salmon and steelhead cover in an hour once they enter a river during their migration upstream?
18406ej said:JHawk,
Is that title better for you? I know what smart-*sses Joem and Steelheader19 can be if everything isn't perfect.
That is why I just banned them for life.
Your pal,
Eamon
rogerdodger said:I was just happy that JHawk didn't ask about the Airspeed of an unladen salmon, which would have forced me to ask whether it was for an African or European salmon...
18406ej said:Are you suggesting that African Salmon are migratory?
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Irishrover said:Jhawk....salmon spend a great part of their life trying to avoid predators. Swimming at night is one of the method they use to avoid becoming a meal. Sometimes they will hold in deep pools during the day to avoid predators.
halibuthitman said:Judging by the scene I witnessed today at Lorens Drift, ( ever seen Zulu? ) this might not be the best way to avoid predators!
bigboy70 said:how was laurens i was there last saturday they were nailing them on bobbers nothing for the two lonely drift "fisherpersons" lol
halibuthitman said:Judging by the scene I witnessed today at Lorens Drift, ( ever seen Zulu? ) this might not be the best way to avoid predators!
too bad.. because what they needed was Thompson Sub Machine Guns...:yikes:Irishrover said:they did have Martini Henry rifles..
halibuthitman said:rivers up nicely but a lot of debris floating down... should clear up a bit by this weekend... got to get these leaves down river-