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FishSchooler
I put this in another thread, but what do you call a fish with no eyes?
blnd fsh??:think:
Blind Fisherman
A blind fisherman walks into a tackle shop and complains:
"Big fish broke maaa fricken rod... need a new one.."
Seller: What kind would you like sir?
Oh give me a strong 9' trout rod - Must be rigth handed though..
Seller: Anything else sir?
"Yup! Add 300 Mitchell Reel - must be right handed too.."
Seller is curious:
"Forgive me for asking sir, but you only have one aram too. How do ya fish like that?
Blind Guy: " Oh, that's easy son. That's easy... All I do is cast it out and then I put it under my arm, squeze it and wait."
When I feel the fish pull, I jerk back and set the hook!
Seller: You catch many fish like that?
Blind guy: "Oh yeah! Tons of them!"
Seller:
What was the biggest fish you ever cought?
Blind Guy: "OH, ABOUT THIS BIG...!"
(hold you Right hand out open...when telling this joke)
Therefore, its important to choose the right woman:
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
A grand father takes his grandson fishing