Congrats , you have just been infected . Be aware , there is no cure for this , it only gets worse . Your wife and childern will miss you .
Good thing is , they will always know where to find you . Another good thing is that you will always have a excuse for when
you are late , or miss a important appointment . " I was at the river ! "
Its not a good excuse , but its better than . . . . awwww hell , never mind , its never worked for me any way .