- Feb 2, 2010
- Milwaukie, Oregon
So, down at the Pipeline Hole with BigDog this afternoon and I say...."<insert profanity> here comes a raft downriver with no one in it!"
BigDog says... "That's not a raft, it's a Kayak."
Then the guy comes rolling through the whitewater holding his paddle.
Apparently it was one of those "sit on top" kayaks, but it looked like something a kid should have been playing in.
He managed to catch up with the thing and get back "on" it. He paddles over to us and asks "what's the best way to get back to the park?"
I told him he should follow us out but instead he decided to try Bull Run... he paddled over there and before long pulls his head out of his a** and starts walking up the shoreline.
We walked out and didn't see him at the park, I asked someone if they had seen him and they hadn't, I hope he got out okay but geesh, how dumb do you have to be to attempt that?
Neckholes people... neckholes!