What not to ask a psychologist

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Outdoor_Myers

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ok new game you must come up with a question not to ask a psychologist like this...

"Can I still buy a gun?"
 
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Can you just send the bill to the voices in my head?
 
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"is it beter to watch her with the binoculars or the scope?"
 
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I see my psych monthly.... :(
 
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After you're done watching my ex with your field glasses, can you just send her your bill?

After all, you do call those "billable hours" don't you?
 
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Pull my finger?
 
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Holy cow...this one's getting better by the minute!!! ROTFL
 
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You got any LSD?
 
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So,you are aware that Outdoor_Meyer is still on the streets? Okey-dokey....
 
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Excuse me, but why does your diploma have Mickey Mouses head on it?
 
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soooo, you live alone???
 
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If you tell me I have to stop fishing I'll kill you right here and now
 
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ok.... so, if its my first cousin.. its a DEFINATE no way... second cousins flirtin with disaster, and if its a 3rd I just pretend like nothings happening,... what if my first cousins from another state... and doe's the " but she was really hot" or 500 mile rule apply anywhere here... you know, hyptheticaly I mean...?
 
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Should i move to Portland?

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Was Mork really from Ork? And, was ALF really from Melmac?
 
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But officer, isn't it legal to keep 2 Chinook from that concrete tank?
 
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Honestly I can really fly!
 

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