What not to ask a psychologist

Outdoor_Myers
ok new game you must come up with a question not to ask a psychologist like this...

"Can I still buy a gun?"
 
dude young
Can you just send the bill to the voices in my head?
 
sturgeonslayer
"is it beter to watch her with the binoculars or the scope?"
 
eggs
I see my psych monthly.... :(
 
troutdude
After you're done watching my ex with your field glasses, can you just send her your bill?

After all, you do call those "billable hours" don't you?
 
beaverfan
Pull my finger?
 
troutdude
Holy cow...this one's getting better by the minute!!! ROTFL
 
Outdoor_Myers
You got any LSD?
 
Raincatcher
So,you are aware that Outdoor_Meyer is still on the streets? Okey-dokey....
 
Growbug
Excuse me, but why does your diploma have Mickey Mouses head on it?
 
Outdoor_Myers
Raincatcher said:
So,you are aware that Outdoor_Meyer is still on the streets? Okey-dokey....

Yes they do and its a conspiracy against the people!
 
halibuthitman
soooo, you live alone???
 
Raincatcher
halibuthitman said:
soooo, you live alone???


Eeewwww! Creepy...yet funny...I need more oxygen...:lol:
 
Outdoor_Myers
If you tell me I have to stop fishing I'll kill you right here and now
 
halibuthitman
ok.... so, if its my first cousin.. its a DEFINATE no way... second cousins flirtin with disaster, and if its a 3rd I just pretend like nothings happening,... what if my first cousins from another state... and doe's the " but she was really hot" or 500 mile rule apply anywhere here... you know, hyptheticaly I mean...?
 
joesnuffy
Should i move to Portland?

:p
 
troutdude
Was Mork really from Ork? And, was ALF really from Melmac?
 
troutdude
But officer, isn't it legal to keep 2 Chinook from that concrete tank?
 
Outdoor_Myers
Honestly I can really fly!
 
Hawk
Outdoor_Myers said:
If you tell me I have to stop fishing I'll kill you right here and now


thar ain't much water on Mars...

:lol::lol::lol:
:cool::cool:
 
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