Todays chuckle

Chromatose

Chromatose

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Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation.
They were determined to make this a real vacation
escape by not wearing anything that would identify
them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed
they headed for a store and bought some outrageous
shorts, shirts and sandals.
The next morning they went to the beach dressed in
their tourist garb They were sitting on beach chairs,
enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the
scenery when a drop dead gorgeous blonde wearing a
string bikini came walking straight towards them.
They couldn't help but stare. As the blonde passed
them she smiled and said, "Good Morning, Father.
Good Morning, Father," nodding and addressing each
of them individually; then she passed on by.
They were both stunned. How in the world did she
know they were priests?
So the next day, they went back to the store and
bought even more outrageous outfits.
They were so loud you could hear them before you saw
them. Once again, in their new attire, they settled
on the beach in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine.
After a while, the same gorgeous blonde,
this time topless with just a thong bikini, taking
her sweet time, came walking toward them.
Again she nodded at each of them, she said, "Good
morning, Father. Good morning, Father,"
and started to walk away.
One of the Priests couldn't stand it any longer and
said, "Just a minute young lady."
"Yes, Father?", she said.
"We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know,
how in the world did you know we are priests,
dressed as we are?"
"Father, it's me, Sister Margaret."
 
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