So, two Duck fans are walking throught the woods when...

GraphiteZen
...they came upon a set of tracks. The first duck fan said "Those are deer tracks." The second duck fan said "No. Those are elk tracks. They are too big for a deer." As they were arguing back and forth they got hit by a train.
 
capblack
i think i saw those two ducks today, they were stuck to the front of a train.:lol:
 
JeannaJigs
It took me entirely too long to get it...
 
brandon4455
Lol.
 
Throbbit _Shane
Shall we not get into beaver fans? not osu..
 
GraphiteZen
What's a Throbbit?
 
BobbiDollPDX
GraphiteZen said:
What's a Throbbit?

Do we really want to know the answer to that?
 
Throbbit _Shane
There's a radio program that broadcast out of Eugene that is also syndicated in Medford. People who listen to this show are known as Throbbits. Maybe you've heard of The Donkey Show? The only legal one in America.
 
GraphiteZen
LOL you named yourself a throbbit because of a post I made about Drew's liver issue. Your contribution to that thread was your first post on the forum.

Err wait you're talking to Bobbi obviously..

Pop QUIZ: Do you know what as throbbit ACTUALLY is?
 
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lilsalmon
hehe...duck fans on train....hehe
 
Throbbit _Shane
Is that right? You must have a better memory then I. LOL :D
 
GraphiteZen
Well I was very proud of myself. I emailed Drew with the news. He didn't reply. :( He was probably busy vomiting that "big ball of vicodin" that had taken residence in his liver.
 
BobbiDollPDX
GraphiteZen said:
Pop QUIZ: Do you know what as throbbit ACTUALLY is?

Is it a throbbing hobbit at a donkey show?
 
GraphiteZen
BobbiDollPDX said:
Is it a throbbing hobbit at a donkey show?

OK.... hah..... This is an incredibly thin line.... But no. Wrong answer.
 
Throbbit _Shane
They got the word from a movie based on The Lord of the Rings.
 
Throbbit _Shane
Was i suppose to answer that?
 
GraphiteZen
Throbbit _Shane said:
Was i suppose to answer that?


haha yes. Winner!! Bonus question: What type of movie was it? :D:D (You don't have to answer)
 
Throbbit _Shane
I was actually on the show today. I won Hellyeah tickets! :D
 
GraphiteZen
NICE!!!! Did you do a stunt or call in?
 
fishtales
GraphiteZen said:
...they came upon a set of tracks. The first duck fan said "Those are deer tracks." The second duck fan said "No. Those are elk tracks. They are too big for a deer." As they were arguing back and forth they got hit by a train.

Too funny. Here is another good one. This one about the Beavers. Sry had to post it here.

Breaking News: OSU football practice was delayed after a player found a white powdery substance on the feild. Coach Mike Riley suspended practice and called the police & investigators. After a complete analysis, forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players.... was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after the agents decided the team was "unlikely to encounter the substance again this season".
 
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