I have an interview at Lowe's this Thursday. Now, we all know my first choice of full time employment would be a fishing shop (if it paid enough). But a hardware store, with big tools, lumber, landscaping, lawn mowers, chainsaws.....omg. TOYS!!!! I honestly don't know what to expect. After I got of the phone with the lady, I couldn't help saying "Wait'll they get a load of me." in my best Jack voice.