In Redneck Form: You might be an Oregonian..........

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OnTheFly

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If you go outside and mow yer Moss......you might be an Oregonian

If you've never used a crosswalk to cross a street in your life........you might be an Oregonian.

If you consider chainsaws and power washers as primary garden tools..........
 
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if you drive a subaru forester and you are not a lesbian...
if youve been lost in a corn maze.... with your sister..
if you thought spending 40 million to return 20 million in over taxes was a good idea...
you no longer trust mapquest....
you have smoked pot with one of your teachers...
youve never been in a bar that doesn't have strippers
youve been a stripper...
you yell at someone wearing fur... while standing in leather shoes..
youve enjoyed the delightful expirence of not catching a steelhead...
youve had to choke and gag down another f-ng micro brew made out of nuts or tree bark...
 
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If you go outside and mow yer Moss......you might be an Oregonian

If you've never used a crosswalk to cross a street in your life........you might be an Oregonian.

If you consider chainsaws and power washers as primary garden tools..........

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
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You are not an Oregonian if you have been lost on one side of the Willamette in Portland and it takes you two hours to get to the other side.
 
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if you drive a subaru forester and you are not a lesbian...
if youve been lost in a corn maze.... with your sister..
if you thought spending 40 million to return 20 million in over taxes was a good idea...
you no longer trust mapquest....
you have smoked pot with one of your teachers...
youve never been in a bar that doesn't have strippers
youve been a stripper...
you yell at someone wearing fur... while standing in leather shoes..
youve enjoyed the delightful expirence of not catching a steelhead...
youve had to choke and gag down another f-ng micro brew made out of nuts or tree bark...

ahahahaha
 
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If you merge onto a freeway driving no faster than 30 miles per hour.........

If.............
 
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Markcanby

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If you dont know why the lever on the steering wheel makes the lights flash.
 
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if you tell your wife that you're going to the store and you stop at the river
 
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Moe

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if you drive a subaru forester and you are not a lesbian...
if youve been lost in a corn maze.... with your sister..
if you thought spending 40 million to return 20 million in over taxes was a good idea...
you no longer trust mapquest....
you have smoked pot with one of your teachers...
youve never been in a bar that doesn't have strippers
youve been a stripper...
you yell at someone wearing fur... while standing in leather shoes..
youve enjoyed the delightful expirence of not catching a steelhead...
youve had to choke and gag down another f-ng micro brew made out of nuts or tree bark...

lol!
 
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