How to defend yourself against a bear

GraphiteZen
Two guys are walking through the woods. One of them turns and asks, "If we get charged by a bear, what do we do?"
The other guy says, "Run."
"Run!?!", says the first guy. "Bears can run 35mph! You can't run faster than that!"
"I don't have to run faster than the bear, I just have to run faster than you!"
 
brandon4455
Lol.
 
lilsalmon
bear sign.jpg
 
capblack
did anybody read that to the end. thats the funniest thing ive ever read:lol::lol::lol:
 
troutdude
Yep. I read the whole thing. I guess we know what the Grizzlies diet "consists of"...eh?
 
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