Don't quote me, but............

[Raincatcher]

What are some of your favorite quotes? They don't need to be from a certain category of people. Please keep it clean,though.


"The worst of all fears is the fear of living".
Theodore Roosevelt 1913

"You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist".
Indira Gandhi

"Don't be humble...you're not that great".
Golda Meir

"When you come to a fork in the road, take it".
Yogi Berra

"I'm not fat...I'm fluffy".
Gabriel Iglesias

 

[halibuthitman]

"any elk is a good elk" Jack O'connor
"a good warrior prays for a good death.. but a great warrior go searching for his" Black Kettle
"we seem to have em right where we want them" General G.A Custer addressing the doomed 7th cav
" I,d rather be a hammer than a nail " Paul Simon

 

[bigsteel]

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. Martin Luther King, Jr.

 

[BobbiDollPDX]

"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything."
Fight Club

"Did you just say, Abe Lincoln?"
Robin Hood Men in Tights

"Mclovin? What kind of stupid name is that? What are you, an Irish R&B singer?"
Superbad

 

[halibuthitman]

60% of the time..it works every time- Anchorman

 

[troutdude]

"I'll be back" Arnie (Terminator)

"all I wanted was something to eat" Sly Stallone (First Blood)

"well...do you feel lucky punk?" Clint Eastwood (Dirty Harry)

"Doh!" Homer Simpson

"Never, never, never give up" Sir Winston Churchill

"...and now you know the rest of the story" Paul Harvey..."page 3"

"Kids say the Darndest Things" Art Linkletter

"Goodnight Mary Ellen" John Boy Walton

 

[Raincatcher]

"I'll be back" Arnie (Terminator)

"all I wanted was something to eat" Sly Stallone (First Blood)

"well...do you feel lucky punk?" Clint Eastwood (Dirty Harry)

"Doh!" Homer Simpson

"Never, never, never give up" Sir Winston Churchill

"...and now you know the rest of the story" Paul Harvey..."page 3"

"Kids say the Darndest Things" Art Linkletter

"Goodnight Mary Ellen" John Boy Walton

Oops..."You've got to ask yourself one question...Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya,punk?"
Clint Eastwood

 

[Hawk]

"Give my friend a cold Bud"~~Clint Eastwood at the 'Hog's Breath', Carmel

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[Hawk]

"I'm a big ol one eyed fat man with guns, on a big ol horse"~~ John Wayne

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[Hawk]

"I'm the craziest evil wild woman bi*** you've ever seen"~~ Play Misty fer Me.

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[Modest_Man]

I like Thoreau.

“If a man walks in the woods for love of them half of each day, he is in danger of being regarded as a loafer. But if he spends his days as a speculator, shearing off those woods and making the earth bald before her time, he is deemed an industrious and enterprising citizen.”

 

[FishFinger]

"It's never just a game when you're winning." George Carlin

"Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead." Benjamin Franklin

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception." Groucho Marx"

"It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature." Steven Wright

"God gave us the gift of life. It is the most precious gift ever. To be unarmed is to be helpless to protect that gift; that is outright irresponsible." Ted Nugent

 

[GMR]

"When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. That's my religion."
— Abraham Lincoln

 

[capblack]

everyone dies, but only some people live

 

[troutdude]

Oops..."You've got to ask yourself one question...Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya,punk?"
Clint Eastwood

Whoops. Guess your memory bank ain't malfunctional like mine is! LOL

A couple more:

"No brag, just fact." Walter Brennan in "The Guns of Will Sonnett"

"Make it so, #1." Captain Jean Luc Picard on The Next Generation

 

[Diehard]

life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. doug larson !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!never miss an oppurtunity to make others happy even if you have to leave them alone to do it.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so your saying theres a chance. jim carey

 

[Rascal]

"History will be kind to me for i indend to write it"- Churchill

 

[autofisher]

"Do not go quietly into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage Rage against the dying of the light." - Dylan Thomas
"An eye for an eye will leave the world blind." Ghandi
"You get mad, you get strong Wipe your hands, shake it off.Then you stand." Rascal Flatts.

 

[bigsteel]

... young fella, I'm gonna twist off your head and spike it onto the floor so for a nightmare you can't even imagine, I will gasp at you inside the 6 sided winds of fire, unless you move from this area, far and fast, NOW! chris farley

 

[Irishrover]

"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena-whose face is mared by dust, sweat , and blood who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, and spends himself in a worthy cause, who at best if he wins knows the thrill of high achievement, and if he fails at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory or defeat"

Theodore Roosevelt