Chuck Norris

brandon4455
brandon4455
this is funny a friend showed me yesterday. go to google and type where is chuck norris and hit i'm feeling lucky.
 
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ChezJfrey
OK, I admit, I laughed at the result.
 
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TTFishon
That was funny. What's the I'm feeling lucky button for? Never really noticed it before. lol
 
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ChezJfrey
TTFishon said:
That was funny. What's the I'm feeling lucky button for? Never really noticed it before. lol

I think it automatically redirects you to the site page of what would have been the first result of your search.
 
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joesnuffy
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

This is great!
 
brandon4455
brandon4455
do it withf rench militairy vctories. it says did you mean: french militairy defeats? LOL
 
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colbypearson
AWESOME HAHAHAHA im gonna have to watch my back now
 
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GraphiteZen
brandon4455 said:
do it withf rench militairy vctories. it says did you mean: french militairy defeats? LOL

I'm sorry, REALLY sorry but that is hilarious... LOL...
 
S
skunk
Is there no end to Chuck Norris???!!!!
 
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GraphiteZen
skunk said:
Is there no end to Chuck Norris???!!!!

Is this the start of a joke? It should be. :D
 
brandon4455
brandon4455
chuck norris dosen't shave he kicks himself in the face, the only thing that can cut chuck norris is chuck norris.


chuck norris dosen't mow his lawn he dares the grass to grow.





chuck norris dosent write books the letters assemble themselves into words out of fear.



chuck norris can strangle you with a cordless phone



chuck norris dosen't kick footballs he kicks babies





theres no such thing as tornadoes chuck norris just hates trailer parks









Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.







Chuck Norris makes onions cry.





Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience





A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.





chuck norris sued the history channel for ttheir world war two movies and documents. when he was aksed why he said "they copied the story of my life"
 
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Moe
lol that made me laugh too.
 
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Troutier Bassier
Chuck Norris catch's fish in Eagle Creek, when there is supposedly "No Fish"
 
brandon4455
brandon4455
ha. good one. did you know chuck norris can drown a fish?
 
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OnTheFly
These jokes came around awhile back but I don't mind playing them again.

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.

Chuck Norris can Slam a revolving door.

And my favorite, made up by halibuthitman: Chuck Norris can read the ODFW fishing regs...and understand them!
 
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Moe
OnTheFly said:
And my favorite, made up by halibuthitman: Chuck Norris can read the ODFW fishing regs...and understand them!

lol
 
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GraphiteZen
Chuck Norris doesn't push his body up, he pushes the world down!!!
 
brandon4455
brandon4455
OnTheFly said:
These jokes came around awhile back but I don't mind playing them again.

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.

Chuck Norris can Slam a revolving door.

And my favorite, made up by halibuthitman: Chuck Norris can read the ODFW fishing regs...and understand them!
HAHAHA. the gargle peanut butter one is a good one. i have a really funny one but it's wayyyy inappropriate
 
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brandon4455
brandon4455
:lol:
 
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Drew9870
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his nose, hair doesn't grow on steel!

A gun carries Chuck Norris for protection.
 
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