Chuck Norris

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this is funny a friend showed me yesterday. go to google and type where is chuck norris and hit i'm feeling lucky.
 
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That was funny. What's the I'm feeling lucky button for? Never really noticed it before. lol
 
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That was funny. What's the I'm feeling lucky button for? Never really noticed it before. lol

I think it automatically redirects you to the site page of what would have been the first result of your search.
 
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do it withf rench militairy vctories. it says did you mean: french militairy defeats? LOL
 
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AWESOME HAHAHAHA im gonna have to watch my back now
 
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chuck norris dosen't shave he kicks himself in the face, the only thing that can cut chuck norris is chuck norris.


chuck norris dosen't mow his lawn he dares the grass to grow.





chuck norris dosent write books the letters assemble themselves into words out of fear.



chuck norris can strangle you with a cordless phone



chuck norris dosen't kick footballs he kicks babies





theres no such thing as tornadoes chuck norris just hates trailer parks









Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.







Chuck Norris makes onions cry.





Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience





A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.





chuck norris sued the history channel for ttheir world war two movies and documents. when he was aksed why he said "they copied the story of my life"
 
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Chuck Norris catch's fish in Eagle Creek, when there is supposedly "No Fish"
 
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ha. good one. did you know chuck norris can drown a fish?
 
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These jokes came around awhile back but I don't mind playing them again.

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.

Chuck Norris can Slam a revolving door.

And my favorite, made up by halibuthitman: Chuck Norris can read the ODFW fishing regs...and understand them!
 
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These jokes came around awhile back but I don't mind playing them again.

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.

Chuck Norris can Slam a revolving door.

And my favorite, made up by halibuthitman: Chuck Norris can read the ODFW fishing regs...and understand them!
HAHAHA. the gargle peanut butter one is a good one. i have a really funny one but it's wayyyy inappropriate
 
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:lol:
 

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Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his nose, hair doesn't grow on steel!

A gun carries Chuck Norris for protection.
 
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