Beer contains female hormones!

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TTFishon

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This is alarming


Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!


Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.




To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a one (1) hour period.


It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:-



1) Argued over nothing.


2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.



3) Gained weight.


4) Talked excessively without making sense.



5) Became overly emotional


6) Couldn't drive.



7) Failed to think rationally, and



8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary!!



Send this to the men you know to warn them about drinking too much beer!

:lol:
 
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this explains my enlarged breasts
 
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I'm getting the desire to paint my nails and get my hair done.
 
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LOL. thats great thanks for sharing
 
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Haha I want to resent that, but it's pretty damn funny.
 
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viento

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The beer had placebo hormones, the real ones are used in the commercials :rolleyes:
Silly guys with their cheeto hooters! Need to fish further from the parking lot. ;)
 
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I drink wine. What kind of hormones are in that? lol
 
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