Ask the pharmacist


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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over on Friday night and have dinner with her parents. And, since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and have some fun loving for the first time. Of course, the young man is ecstatic, but he has never had fun loving before, so he takes a trip to the drug store to buy a box of condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about a half an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and fun loving.
That night the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door."Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come in!" says the girl. The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. Five minutes pass and still no movement. Finally, after ten minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to her boyfriend, " I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns and whispers back, " I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."