Are you my son?

Chromatose
Chromatose
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes.
We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him
staring every time.
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked,
'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke
on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he
did not bat an eye in his response.
'Got drunk once and had fun loving with a peacock.
I was just wondering if you were my son.
 
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Gulfstream
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Diamond Lake Charlie
well was he?
 

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