Are there advantages to having dogs over wives?

M
mhk
1.The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2.Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
3.If a dog is gorgeous,other dogs don't hate it.
4.Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dogs name.
5.Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
6.A dogs parents never visit.
7.Dogs do not hate their bodies.
8.Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
9.Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.
10.Dogs seldom outlive you.
11.Dogs can't talk.
12.You never have to wait for a dog, they're ready to go 24/7.
13.Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
14.Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
15.Another man will seldom steal your dog.
16.A dog will not wake you up at night to ask,"If I died,would you get another dog?"
17.If a dog had babies,you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
18.A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
19.If a dog smells another dog on you,they don't get mad.In fact,they like it.
20.On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater.
21.Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.
22.When your dog gets old,you can have it put to sleep.
23.Dogs like to ride in the back of a pick-up truck.
24.Dogs are not allowed in expensive stores.
25.If a dog leaves it won't take half your stuff.
 
Raincatcher
Raincatcher
Ummm, I assume you're single? Or wish you were. :D :popcorn:
 
M
mhk
Actually my wife found it hilarious
 
Raincatcher
Raincatcher
:thumb: Then I would say you definitely married the right woman. :D
 
W
wils
the more i read this stuff from married guys, the more i love my bachelorhood. :D
 
M
montym
I am in the doghouse because I read it aloud to my wife..

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Raincatcher
Raincatcher
montym said:
I am in the doghouse because I read it aloud to my wife..

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Uh,oh...I bet you chuckled a little too much. :lol:
 
P
pinstriper
More like the pauses where he let it sink in for thoughtful consideration.
 
C
cabinetguy
Been money ahead if I read that in 1965 and in 1988. Still have the screen door that hit them both in the ---. As the song goes "thank God and greyhound"!
 
F
FISHKIM
Bodi Boat & Beer.jpg Happiness is a good dog in a good boat:)
 

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