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Anyfishisfine
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Mgdguy and I hit Oxbow this morning looking for some summer steelhead action. We didn't catch any fish (Mgdguy got a bunch of smolt/small trout), but were instead witnesses to bizarre happenings.
Having discovered my pole had a broken eyelet, I was having a hard time getting my fishing grove on, when I noticed a person walking slowly past us on the bank holding a large rock over their head. I thought it was a kid doing a kid thing, but events were just about to show me how wrong a person can be.
Mgdguy gave me a WTF!?! glance, and I said "It's just a kid", but he pointed out it was an old person, of ambiguous gender. It was an odd thing, but about then a nice steelhead jumped in front of us, and we continued with important things.
Minutes pass and I hear a horrified Mgdguy: "I sure hope that's a dude!"
I glance over to see the old person is in fact an old lady (obvious in ways that will scar me for life), and she is completely naked, and she is on her hands and knees crawling into the water.
Now I have to say that I'm sure many of us have had the childhood fantasy of a woman coming down to where we are fishing and doing this. Let me say, where fantasy meets reality isn't a pretty place, no sir it isn't.
Finally she got dressed and left, until she came back an hour later and did it again.
Odd day.
Having discovered my pole had a broken eyelet, I was having a hard time getting my fishing grove on, when I noticed a person walking slowly past us on the bank holding a large rock over their head. I thought it was a kid doing a kid thing, but events were just about to show me how wrong a person can be.
Mgdguy gave me a WTF!?! glance, and I said "It's just a kid", but he pointed out it was an old person, of ambiguous gender. It was an odd thing, but about then a nice steelhead jumped in front of us, and we continued with important things.
Minutes pass and I hear a horrified Mgdguy: "I sure hope that's a dude!"
I glance over to see the old person is in fact an old lady (obvious in ways that will scar me for life), and she is completely naked, and she is on her hands and knees crawling into the water.
Now I have to say that I'm sure many of us have had the childhood fantasy of a woman coming down to where we are fishing and doing this. Let me say, where fantasy meets reality isn't a pretty place, no sir it isn't.
Finally she got dressed and left, until she came back an hour later and did it again.
Odd day.
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