A trip to Costco

bd2cool
A TRIP TO Costco

Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow
for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line
when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have
little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was
starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't,
because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50
pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out
of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that
it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally
complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to
mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with
my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because
the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff
an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was
laughing so hard.


Costco won't let me shop there anymore.

Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the
world to think of crazy things to say.
 
rainman
Lmao
 
Hawk
har har har

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

dog biscuits are good eatin'

Mel Gibson eats em in Lethal Weapon.

:lol::lol::lol:

:cool::cool::cool:

:clap::clap::clap:
 
fishnquest
WAY TO GO!!!:lol::lol::lol::clap::clap::clap::dance::dance::dance:
 
fishkiller
Now that's funny.:D
 
wormosa
bd2cool said:
A TRIP TO Costco

Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow
for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line
when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have
little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was
starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't,
because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50
pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out
of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that
it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally
complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to
mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with
my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because
the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff
an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was
laughing so hard.


Costco won't let me shop there anymore.

Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the
world to think of crazy things to say.

:D:clap:
 
Troutski
:naughty:As a mod I can not allow this type of stuff, but as a member I certainly can.
LMFAO Thanks I needed that..:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::cool:

Chuck
 
bigsteel
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
OnTheFly
Shoulda ended it with the perverbial "Here's yer Sign':lol:
 
Thuggin4Life
Man I have had some dumb dog questions and remarks latley this tops it all. I was laughing so hard I could barley read it to someone else and tears came to my eyes?
 
Marvin's Guide Service
that was good!
 
Moe
Sorry to bring up an old thread but that was too funny!
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::clap::clap:
 
Raincatcher
Moe said:
Sorry to bring up an old thread but that was too funny!
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::clap::clap:

Are you kidding?! I'm glad you did,somehow I missed this one the first time around. Great "story"...true stuff about us retired folks. LMAO!!
 
fishnquest
Long live BDCOOL! You're the king.
 
bd2cool
Thanks-we all need to laugh! :)
 
rippin fish lips
thats funny! :D
 
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