So ladies, we've all been there...on a boat chugging coffee, soda, rockstar, whatever and unlike the guys who can just turn around and pee in a jug, we have to hold it till we get to shore or try one of those stupid funnel things.
I've figured it out.
I have no problem with the idea of peeing around guys, the problem for us is that we have to expose so much in order to make use of a bucket. This means a show for everyone on the boat, bank and neighboring vessels.
SO...I got a $6 poncho at Fred Meyer. I need to pee, I put in on, make sure everything is covered, squat with the bucket, drop trou and take care of bidness.
This has completely eliminated the stress that normally accompanies nature's untimely calls.
And seriously, I don't care who else is on the boat, if I gotta go and I've got a cover, I'm taking a leak.
Sorry, no pics